I reblog things

artpolice:

Beauty vlogger: so this is my water bottle. i just got it over at the corner store, okay, uhm, first impression you DO have to twist the cap for it to come off so keep that  in mind before you buy it, and the water is a lot more, uhm, liquidy? than i would’ve thought. the bottle is pretty nice it’s made of, uhm, plastic. so it has that sort of uhm, plasticy feel to it it’s really nice

taco-bell-rey:

Trying to turn in an art project and your teacher says “it’s not done”

nyarlathotep1:

im gonna be honest, no aggression here. But if I sword fought this kid he would die.

claudia-donovan-clone:

So like, are you talking about Pokemon or College?

broodingsoul:

andrewbelami:

thatgurlataylor:

autie-commie:

boozevulture:

hamiltonthemusicalfan666:

ikazon:

andrewbelami:

Straight people out here shooting up their own fucking babies

#We did it honey#the evil is defeated (via @beasthenshin)

this is the most white heterosexual nonsense ive ever seen

congrats! your smokebox was blue

this means you will birth a Denim Child

*Jild

I don’t understand why you are all so offended by this. They found out the genre of their baby by doing something they like to do. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ISSUE HERE? WHY IS EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE SO HYPERSENSITIVE ABOUT EVERYONE ELSES LIVES. BACK TF OUT OF PEOPLES BUSINESS FOR FUCKS SAKE.

The genre of their baby

My baby is a gay romcom with a twist on the heterosexual meet cute subgenre.

harinef:

jackafz:

Scream

i’m ugly laughing

seviippyong:

“Bob the Drag Queen, not to be confused with…”

allaboutthatdrag:

Naomi Smalls - Every Runway Look

trolltina:

on my resume: I am friendly, outgoing, and enjoy working with children :)

IRL: 

validx2:

When i ignore your texts for 3 hours because you ignored mine for 1

kingofeternalfreedom:

circa-enough-ego:

cumnog:

Maybe he sucked a dick one time?

I’m so here for this shade.